Poultrygeist Behind the Scenes Documentary

If you have never seen the Troma film Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead you are missing out on a cinematic masterpiece. Check out the behind the scenes documentary I found on hulu.com.

Fucking Facebook

When I say "Fucking Facebook" I do not mean I am having sexual relations with the website, though I would like to and occasionally I will print out part of the site to have my way with it, I mean it is irritating me at this moment not letting me comment on peoples statuses and to be honest it makes me want to cry, cry like a baby who is hungry, hungry like a fat guy who hasn't eaten in nearly 5 minutes (oh wait I am a fat guy who hasn't eaten in 5 minutes be right back... ok I am back), along with the facebook irritation I am irritated by long run on sentences, much like I am doing on this post... why you ask... for giggles and shits my friends, giggles and shits and now I must bid you adieu, a fond farewell, a perfect parting, an endearing exit, and a grandios goodbye.

Monkey

Sometimes I wish I had been born a monkey so I could fling my own poo and have it be a normal occurence. Because when I do it now people stare at me like I am some kind of fucking asshole. I jest, I don't fling my poo-

that often.

Noob

Checking out some pen testing programs I have had on the laptop to finally familiarize myself with how they work. It will be awesome if I ever figure them out and am able to use them well.